You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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