at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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