Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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