gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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