Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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