i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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