Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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