Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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