spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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