Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
