She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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