I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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