He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
My vagina is very pro this idea
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
