no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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