she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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