That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
