We're facebook friends in real life
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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