I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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