It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
