I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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