In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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