this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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