I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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