True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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