We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
