You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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