I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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