The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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