Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i think i just lost a toe
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