My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish you could order shots online.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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