you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
