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so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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