Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
