Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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