Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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