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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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