Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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