I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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