ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
