i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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