I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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