They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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