He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
