Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize