operation harelip BJ is a go
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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