I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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