From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Who died my cat blue again?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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