I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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