True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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