So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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