I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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