Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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